The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
