Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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