I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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