Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
COCAINE IS GR8
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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