nutella sex= disaster
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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