I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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