with your own penis?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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