She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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