this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
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