i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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