I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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