Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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