I'm lost and stupid without you.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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