Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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