The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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