some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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