She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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