I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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