dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Randomize