But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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