grandma shit on top of the toilet
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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