But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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