The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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