I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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