My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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