we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Let's get the cat blown out
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
