what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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