i used baking grease as lip gloss
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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