my sisters under your porch take her home
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
