I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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