that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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