Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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