No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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