we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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