Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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