if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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