whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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