Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wish I only lived at night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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