i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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