if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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