You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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