I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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