you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How external is "for external use only"?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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