I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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