Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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