I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
