she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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