What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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