i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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