Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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