420 ftw
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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