I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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